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Artist // Student // Photography
- Jan 27, 1985
- Canada
- Deviant for 19 years
- www.swordexpert.deviantart.com
- She / Her
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DA member # 1066262
Love me or hate me, there is no fake me! Better to be an open sinner than a false saint!
xoxoxox
Alisha // Infamous Swordexpert (c) 2011/2012
Current Age: 25, Current Residence: Lacombe, Alberta Canada, deviantWEAR sizing preference: Medium
Personal Quote: Teach me the rules, and I'll show you how to break them
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Favourite Visual Artist
DaVinci
Favourite Movies
Scarface
Favourite TV Shows
History channel anything!
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Eric Clapton,Def Leppard,Nirvana,Metallica,Pink Floyd,ACDC,Dido,Kanye West,Concrete Blond,Enigma,
Favourite Writers
Edgar Allan Poe & R.A. Salvatore
Favourite Games
morrowind, BioShock, Conkers, Sudeki, WOW, DDR
Favourite Gaming Platform
PS3, X-box 360, Nintendo, WII
Tools of the Trade
Digital Camera, psp8, Photoshop 7 and photoshop 9
Other Interests
Photography, stock images, html, web design, body modification, love
Photography + Maternity Leave
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Hello fellow deviants. Its me, Swordexpert-stock aka Alisha aka A.R. Photography.. LOL... I am doing well and I hope that all of my friends on here are as well.
God I need to upgrade my membership but the funds are a tad bit crapalicious right now as in we are broke. My family and I are moving into a new house we are buying and therefore have to save ever cent for lawyer bills etc. I am on sick leave until my maternity kicks in...I have been taken off of work by my doctor until after the pregnancy because I have been bleeding a lot lately and under terrible stress. I hope the rest of my pregnancy goes better than the last two trimesters did.
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Damn deer+Accident
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So last night I hit a deer. Well, run it over is more like it. Its nights like that, that I am thoroughly glad to have a Chevy 4x4 diesel with 33'' tires and a huge bush grill. If I had been in a car I probably would have swerved into either oncoming traffic or into the ditch. Possibly rolled because of the size of the deer. Wow that was frightening for me.
I am by no means an experienced driver at night anyways. I only got my license a few years back and I usually don't drive at night to begin with.
So the deer flew underneathe my chev and flew out the back end and almost hit the windsheild of the lady driver behind my truck, she was in a
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Hello there DA world. I am turning 25 on the 27th of this month. Wow do I feel old. haha. I have been around DA for about 8 years now. Crazy how time flies. I have lived in 6 different houses since I started on DA. I have worked at 4 different jobs. I have went through boyfriends... and finally found the man I am marrying. I have a beautiful 10 1/2 month old child, Tristan...and now I just found out I am pregnant again with baby #2. I am about 9 weeks along and due this coming August.
Things change, and so have I..and my art. I am happy to still be a part of this community.
xoxoxox
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Happy Birthday! 
Soon, it's going to be yet another regular day. Birds will sing...cats will meow...dogs will bark...geese will honk and steal peoples stuff.
A typical, simple, regular day.
However, there is a small, tiny, exception. The exception is for you, for that is the time when lightning was thrown from above by Zeus to herald your appearance. Cast in the molten fires of Mount Olympus, and granted with a great creative power, you have been released upon the world to conquer it in whatever manner you see fit! For it has been foretold by those who can see the future that you are great and true, and that it is your time to shout your joy to the heavens, and revel in the knowledge that on that day, it is written for you to have a Happy Birthday, with many more to come to increase your power and complete your creative conquest!
Also there's hand made cake and ice cream from down the street. Those folks make some mighty fine cake indeed. Yum!
A typical, simple, regular day.
However, there is a small, tiny, exception. The exception is for you, for that is the time when lightning was thrown from above by Zeus to herald your appearance. Cast in the molten fires of Mount Olympus, and granted with a great creative power, you have been released upon the world to conquer it in whatever manner you see fit! For it has been foretold by those who can see the future that you are great and true, and that it is your time to shout your joy to the heavens, and revel in the knowledge that on that day, it is written for you to have a Happy Birthday, with many more to come to increase your power and complete your creative conquest!
Also there's hand made cake and ice cream from down the street. Those folks make some mighty fine cake indeed. Yum!
Happy birthday! 
In a few days, it is going to be a relatively normal day...for most. But not for you. For on that day...it will be a good day to revel in the moment that you were cast down upon this Earth, summoned and placed here by the mighty Odin to share your talents and your creativity with all. Let thee rejoice and enjoy this time, and know you are wished a Happy Birthday! May many more follow!
A few days from today, the history books show an entry. An entry of mystery, and portent, as the great powers came down upon the Earth, and, in accordance with the wishes of the mighty King Kong, granted the world a boon. That boon was you. And lo, let it be said to all that you are to be wished a Happy Birthday upon that day, with the most excellent and amazing of cakes to partake in!
Happy Birthday!